Crystal Pepsi: Myth or Fact?

I'm not sure what I was doing when I was a younger person. I mean, I really can't rememeber shit about my childhood. It's like everything that happened to me from birth till 23 or so is a void. This leads me to believe that I am not from this planet. So if you ever hear me talking about how I'm an alien and just here for a little bit, I really mean it. Usually. What can I say? It's like seven hundred people inside of here. Damn. Oh, where the fuck was this rant going? Something about children perhaps. Um...Oh yeah, we dropped a bomb on Hiroshima yesterday. That fucked up some kids, lemme tells ya. But again, that's not what I wanted to rant about today. Well shit me a brick. See folks, this is why you shouldn't blog at work - you may have to stop mid-thought and do some work. Hey, why don't you guys start getting me book deals already? How many fucking animals do I have to kill?

Here is some filler from something I wrote to someone else about something else:
[About getting into Burning Man]...You may have to kill a few of the 'greeters' (Which are now highly skilled Blackwater employees) and make sure to bring a few gallons of moss to sleep on. You'll be inhabited on both sides by the path of the righteous man - watch out for the one wearing the stupid hat. He's got some mojo risin'. Did Steela get her groove back? Anyways, you're gonna wanna sneak past the three-headed unicorn riding the mantis shrimp. And the next step is vital: avoid, at all costs, succumbing to the erotic wailings of the beached mermaids, for they are nothing other than dying manatees who have been propellered from people not idleing thier boats in the murkey skank-infested waters of St. Pepsicola, Florida.

Also: Happy birthday, James Randi! Randi, everyone's favorite skeptic, turns fucking 80 today. Wow. Also, in case you don't keep up with the skeptic blog-o-sphere, Bad Astronomy's Phil Plait is now the head of the James Randi Educational Foundation. Go pay a visit and say hi to Phil. If you have any interest in space, I'd highly suggest subscribing to Bad Astronomy. It's quite the fun blog, and both of them are very awesome people. I'm a huge reader of Science Blogs. See? Blogs can be totally educational and not just a stupid hipster 'hey look who's fucking this guy and wearing this stupid fucking thing blah blah woof woof'. I guess this blog doesn't really have a theme yet, per say. That's what I need to do, is find out what I want to report about, then like do it. Sounds easy, right? Well, it's hard enough for me to come up with enough words to make myself feel like it's an appropriate length for an entree for today's meal in the blog. This is pretty good, right here. Nice size. Good job.