uys ever hit anything while you were driving? I mean, like a dog or a chicken or a penguin or some shit? Well, once I hit a racoon. It went 'THUMP' and I kinda just kept on driving. I assume it is dead by now as that was about 12 years ago. If you are like me, you visit poetv.com daily. That's Portal Of Evil TV in case you were confused and thought it was a buncha videos of the Raven. Well, my latest, favoritest video from that site has to be this one. This girl hits a bird and...well, as the comments say, "She's a screamer, not a moaner."Hey, did I yet mention that the Dead Milkmen - one of my personal favorite bands of all time - will be playing this November in Austin for the first time since the bassist killed himself?
Man, nothing is scarier than sharks, right?I mean, they have the strongest bite strength in the world. Well, great whites do - and they surmise that the most awesome and coolest shark of all, the megladon, had the strongest bite of all things ever. I mean, the fucker ate whales for breakfast. And every single time I've tried to eat whales for breakfast, all I get is really bad blue diarrhea.
meteor shower. Stay up late, grab a foldy-chair, and sit yo' ass outside and watch the broken falling pieces of American economy. I mean meteors. Whatever, just enjoy the natural beauty of the planet instead of your LCD monitor and/or television. Or at least be fuckin' if you are indoors tonight. Sheesh. It'd be nice if you could move some mountains a little bit closer to us too. I mean, we could climb up on all top of them like they were cans of beans, setup a small shade structure, and drink the night away watching the magic of HD real life star gazing. Also, rumour has it, if you catch one of the 'shooting stars' on your tongue, you get access to this secret bonus level, where if you run fast enough and collect enough coins, you can earn up to seven extra lives! Fuck yeah!
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Hahahah, shit Brad... you know, for a vegetarian, that's a pretty horrible thing to enjoy watching. First you kill a chicken and eat it, now you're getting off on watching birds flop about as they suffer with a broken neck. What's next, Brad?
Something ran out into the road as I was driving by, what, in February? February, March or April, one of those months. Anyway, it ran out, ended up between the front wheels but it kept going and went under the left rear wheel. Dunno if it was a rabbit or a cat. If it was a rabbit, well, you know what they say about swerving for bunnies on the way to BM. If it was a cat, what the hell was it doing out in the road after 10PM, anyway?
So yeah, I've run over an animal. And that's just what happens sometimes.
The biggest problem with hitting a bird is picking the bits of it out of the grille.
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