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Once again, I've not much to say. I missed a lot of sleep this weekend for some reason and it's really taking a toll on my brains. But instead of just ignoring my clamoring fans and worshipful minions, I'll take yet another oppurtunity to share some totally awesome links with you. All of these are stolen from (or direct links to) different feeds I subscribe to - if you want more, my shared feeds page is here.
Richard Wright, longtime Pink Floyd keyboardist, went to The Great Gig In The Sky yesterday. I'll be sure to dedicate my next getting high session for you, Richard. I guess he's been playing with them off and on since the Syd Barret days. Set Your Controls to the Heart of the Sun! But watch out, because the solar rays might melt off your angel wings and you will fall to your death. Mwahahahah! Watch out for Evil McCains on your way, too.

Speaking of getting high, the United States of America, my native country, just set a record for the number of marijuana arrests in a year! Go America! We arrested 872,720 people for pot last year! FUCK YES! WE ARE WINNING THE DRUG WAR! Oh those, 775,138 were for possession. Jail time for possession. Yes, awesome! We only arrested 597,447 for all violent crimes. Because, you know, putting people in jail for pot is what we excel at. Violent crimes are one thing, but smoking pot! That leads to...uh, being high? Which is, uh, a crime, I guess? Goddamn this country. Hey, it's only costing us between $10 and $12 billion dollars a year. That' s like a week or so in Iraq, guys, and we NEED to win this War on Arabs Terror. But hey, guess what? Congress is about to celebrate the 75th aniversary of the repeal of alcohol prohibition. Hey fuckos - take note - it didn't work with alcohol and it sure as fuck doesn't work for drugs.

Spekaing of Idiots Who Run Our Country, ugly, ugly John McCain - look how EVIL you look! Dirty bastard. Next time, might wanna get your pictures taken from someone that doesn't hate your guts and is known for taking pretty pictures of primates. I guess now she's uh, not that desirable to be a photographer. I swear if McFucktard and Enraged Cunt Palin win, I'm moving to another land and time. If you wanna see more Photoshopped McCain pics from Jill Greenberg, find out how here.

A Retarded Baby on the Republican Ticket - I'll just let the title speak for itself. (From the looks of things, McCain has been eating lots and lots of babies! Look at that fuckin' blood!)

The best looking glass I've seen in a long time. And you can't even smoke out of it! Well, I don't think you can. But I bet if this person did make glass pipes, they would kick more ass than Imi Lichtenfield on PCP.

Hey, remember that pact we made, thirty-two years ago? Where if we lived to fifty, we'd have a pie fight? Well cool. Let's do it next weekend.

Finally, this graph shows how the world will vote in our election. If they could and shit.