Oh great, now it looks like Enraged Cunt Palin can't stand cats. I know, who cares, right? I'm not much of one to like cats. But I do like wolves and bears, and she's all about letting motherfuckers hunt them from helicopters and shit. "...many hunters found the practice unsportsmanlike, since it violates the "fair chase" ethic, and animal rights activists call it inhumane, since airborne gunmen rarely get a clean (i.e., relatively painless) kill. In response to concerns like these, Congress passed the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972, which made it illegal for hunters to shoot animals from a plane or helicopter." I mean, hunting is one thing (I'm not too kean on it, but at least there is a minor amount of 'sport' involved in running around the woods in camo shooting deer) but from a fucking helicoptor? She also hates polar bears. Stupid bitch.Well today my nose is all stuffed up again. I wonder what I should do to cure it...Oh hai, I kin haz mazturbate? Yes, it seems that ejaculation helps clean out the ol' nose-hole. I do believe this needs further testing. Like, right now. Gimme a second...
It turns out that I was right all along - Micky Mouse should be killed in all cases. I mean, I get bloodlust just looking at that creepy motherfuckers giant black ears and blood curdling eyes. Oh, those wacky Muslims. They also just decided that it's totally cool to kill the owners/operators of the satalite stations that cary 'immoral' shows. Almost as crazy as those wacky Christians - No, you can not haz creationism in school. This was already decided many times before you goits.
Remember a while back when I found out what a 'Tramp Stamp' was? Well, in Germany I guess the whores are gettin' em all removed. Also, they call them 'Ass Antlers' (Arschgeweih). That's even better. Thanks Germany, you guys are always awesome. Except for 1933 - 1945.
Finally, in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day (which I don't much care about) comes this clever little joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender remarks, “That steering wheel sure looks uncomfortable.”
The pirate replies, “Arrrrrr, it’s been drivin’ me nuts all day.”
And I'll leave you with this quote my uncle sent me: "Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned." - Gautama Buddha
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