Brekkers of Champions! or: The Children's Children's Crusade

For brekkers today, I had this HEB brand hippy-shit cereal with Whole Wheat(tm) and berries and shit. And chocolate Soy Milk. It was,as the French say, Awesome. 'Brekkers', if you didn't know and couldn't catch on from the 'context clues' is 'breakfast'. So now you know how to speak Holeandase. At least I'm not hooked on WOW, like the protagonist of this enthralling short narative on McSweeny's.

On the topic of awesome, might I recommend my friend wingnutmagnet's fine hand-crafted online store Unencumbered? C'mon, she's got a baby to support and a house to fix up pretty. Buy some nice things for yourself, or if you aren't a greedy bastard, your loved one(s).

I finally watched finished the new Batman last night. I wish people wouldn't say 'ZOMG that was teh awesomest movie evar111!!!!!' when it was just about mediocore. I mean, it was OK. Not great. Sloan is a better actor/Joker than Heath Ledger, and he's still alive. Also, too much talky-talk, the fight scenes were lame as fuck, and, well, I was expecting a masterpiece but got a movie I fell asleep trying to watch twice.

Along those same lines, I've also been having trouble really enjoying 'True Blood' from HBO. I mean, the show is good. But just not HBO-good, at least not yet. I keep watching every whenever the hell I watch it in hopes it'll get better. I've got lots of faith that it can, but I've yet to see it in action. My good buddyfriend Sky and I disagree somewhat, see what he says. And it is better than network TV anyways, and I still have hope - but I want it delivered.

Today I discovered a great little site that I dub Cracked Lite, but bills itself as ty.rannosaur.us. Check out these Five Perverted Writers (and five more!) along with 10 Famously Ugly People and the like. Check it out. These list things I love for some reason. I also learned about my new favorite Greek God follower(s) - Silenus.

This is older but still awesome - Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka. I'm sure it's tasty like a teat and the bottle is worth more than my life in mineral value. Chickenshit! Says this man's sign.

Also, Microsoft has announced that today is Global Anti-Piracy Day. Who gives a fuck? I'm gonna pirate even more than usual. I mean, if I did that kinda thing. Which I don't. Why not watch this chick embryo develop instead?