What an exciting day of human activity and nonsense! Why not start your day off on a foot of some sort, perhaps fresh from sleeping with your big stuffed fish? Yes, why not? WHY NOT INDEED. I watched the last few episodes of Home Movies last night. You simply must watch them all. What a brilliant show, I'm gonna miss it. You won't miss, however, this fucking flourescant glowing cat!So according to two people I know, I have a stye in my eye. It sucks. I want it to go away. Methinks it's something worse, and I'll probably end up dead or blind because of it, but I'm an optimist and shit ever so. It is more of an irritant than anything else. Oh and it's ugly as sin to look at up close in a mirror, which is the only way I can see it, since it's in my fucking eye.
Durf durf durf I've been updating my twitter with random irregularity latey - join me in my quest for followers (who will buy the book I will one day sell, assuming I do write it and all.) If you aren't on this shitty cocksmoking bandana ride, don't get on. Just find something else to do.
Oh hai, looks like McCain finally got an endorsmnet to be proud of - Al Qaeda. Too bad I can't spell endorsment properly. Or anything, for that matter.
Wal*Mart - increasing the quality and safety of Chinese imports? Apparently, yes. Well, somewhat. Don't go blowing your whole paycheck there or anything just yet. Oh, too late?
OH IT'S ALSO TYPE IN ALL CAPS DAY TOO. BE SURE TO DO THAT. IT'S AWESOME, DUDE. THANKS GRANDPA!
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1) Not joining Twitter now. I'll wait for the damn book. That'll give me a good reason to buy it.
2) I HATE ALL CAPS, ASSHAT!
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