Happy Mole Day / 23rd

I voted. Hey, what if someone re-enacted the whole election as a D&D game? That would be kinda dorky, and less cool than the first few lines would have us expect. Oh, and what's this I hear? A brand-spanking new episode of Kenny Vs. Spenny? Hooray 23rd! Holy mother of Christ on a jumping-springboard, it's Mole Day! Happy Mole Day, happy 23rd, Hail Eris! In honor of today's day, make sure to ingest a mole of your favorite chemical.

The other day, one of my co-workers said 'We are in Awesome, TX' - at least that's what I heard. Except, if this place was really that awesome, I bet we would have a lot more edible foliage. Like trees made out of candy and shit of that nature. Austin is pretty cool. I still miss a beach, though. Nothing is made of candy here except the candy.

Remeber Mr. Green Genes, the glowing cat, from yesterday? Well check out this video!

Hey does anyone have a new job for me?


[EDIT] Sorry, forgot to publish this t'other day...