Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Magic Thursday

Enjoy your magical Thursday, Americans - for soon the turkey uprising will occur, and suffer shall ye, like dogs I say! Watch this dancing turkey while you stuff your face full of carcass.

Hey, here is an article about wiping your ass, and the big debate: which is better, paper or water? (i.e. American style or Asian style?) It's not all happy - they then get into the whole 'aren't you glad you have a real toilet to use? And then drop things like 'Diarrhea still kills more children under 5 than HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis or malaria.' Why can't we keep toilets for humor?

Here's Ten Things to be happy for if you aren't a Republican. If you are, I probably won't be eating with you.

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