Oh! For the first time in memory I didn't get to title my blog 'Happy JFK Gets His Head Blown Off Day' because I wasn't near a computer on Saturnday. So I passed my broker's exam! Hurrah! Here, watch the Zapruder film to celebrate!

Oh happy days.

In the economy, times are so rough that even rich people are spending less on their mistresses. Ye gods, what is this world coming too when the very rich have to stop sending diamond encrusted crotchless panties to 19-year-old herpes ridden call girls? Yikes. Things are lookin' shitty. So far, the government has pledged 7.2 Trillion for the bailout. Maybe they can use some of it...

Looks like our old pal marijuana has been shown to help the aging brain by reducing inflammation and encouraging new growth. Well, specific chemicals. They don't come right out and say 'Hey get high when you're old and you got nothing to worry about' but that's how I'm interrupting it... Great quote: “It’s not that everything immoral is good for the brain. It’s just that there are some substances that millions of people for thousands of years have used in billions of doses, and we’re noticing there’s a little signal above all the noise,” said Gary Wenk, professor of psychology at Ohio State and principal investigator on the research.


P.S. Have I mentioned lately that my job is quickly killing me? It's so fucking time to move on...