This is how I feel right now

Ah, so I'm kinda getting all my playa stuff done today. I still have to wander about and get a crapton of hair bleach, I need to shave designs into parts of me, and...uh, more. I wanna get some henna. So I've got a busy ass motherfucking day today.

Other than that, I haven't really been keeping up lately as much as I'd like to on this blog. It doesn't help that I'll be gone for nearly two weeks. Just imagine me saying clever things, and ranting about a movie or something. Make some sexual innuendo with stupid words.

So Rodney Anonymous started blogging again! He's one of my favorite bloggists. Also former lead singer of the Dead Milkmen (who are playing Austin in November!) He's currently writing a 12 part thing about Caligumas, a new holiday he just made up. This made me do some research into Caligula. For the most part, I'll let you read about him, or better yet, read Rodney's blog. Anyhoo, the wiki article has a coin from when he got rid of taxes (see, he wasn't all bad...) But notice what they put right in the middle of the damn Quadran - (which means 'quarter' in Latin, as far as I can tell.) - a liberty cap mushroom top. Yes, one of the most well-known sources of psycicybin. Hmmm....maybe that explains all the crazy?

But wait. It turns out that there was actually a hat that looked like that back in those days so...maybe the world will never know. I think I'll still believe what I want, and that he spent his days eating shrooms, fucking like a madman, and marrying his horses. I mean, that's pretty much what I would have done too, or will do, if I get the power and money. I'd bring back some gladiator style fighting with convicts, that's for damn sure. And lions fighting bears fighting people too. I can't wait! Vote Twi today! Too bad he got all stabbed and killed and shit. I'd love to live in a world where Caligula rules. Hooray insanity in rulers! (Except Bush.)