Half-Assed Blog Day

Holy mother of jebus, the season finale of Venture Brothers came out yesterday - and it's brilliant. It took me a while to get into this show (I jumped on just as the second season ended) but it's really probably one of my favorite cartoons ever. And I love cartoons. Sometimes, I even lust after thier women - take Dr. Mrs. The Monarch for example. I'd hit that. I mean, as long as she didn't talk, because that voice is something else. Anyway, check out the final episode of season three. If you haven't seen the show before, start at the beginning - that's what I had to do. It's shines in it's charactors, and if you don't know them, the show can be kinda confusing.

NEW FEATURE: Food reviews. Since I'm tapped for real ideas, I think I'll start reviewing things that I stick in my mouth. OK, well, things that I stick in my mouth that I intend to digest and not pleasure. Sometimes I do both, in which case I'll review it, if that's cool with all parties involved. Anyhoo, to start with, I think I'll turn you all on to my personal favorite pizza in Austin, Yaghi's Pizzaria. I love pizza, by the way, and Austin has like a million awesome pizza places - I love the Parlour and East Side Pies - but I simply adore New York style pizza. Maybe it's because I worked with REAL AUTHENTIC ITALIANS at a REAL NEY YORK STYLE PIZZA PLACE in Watauga, Texas, called Tony's Pizza. (They don't have a website.) So I'm picky about my pizza, sometimes. Usually I'm of the opinion that pizza is like a blowjob - even if it's bad, it's still awesome. But Yaghi's is totally beyond what expectations I had. I've been eating there for lunch for months now (the Wm. Canon one is right by my work) and they have a 4.99 lunch special daily. Check it out. It's fucking good. Go try it! RIGHT NOW. Do it.

Why I haven't been blogging these last few days...

Yes, I'm been caught up in a fucking web game. A flash game, none-the-less. And a tower defense game to boot. But this one is different and awesome and addictive and all manor of evil. Also, the sudden leap from blogging whenever I feel like it to trying to come up with something each day is slightly harder than not doing anything but playing web games. I'm even slacking on my blog readings, dear readers. All three of you.

So my work is usually pretty slow these days, and I do spend a lot of my time at work dicking around online. GemCraft has been lately my favorite one to waste time on - I stayed after work an extra 10 minutes to finish a round on Monday - but there are others. In case you are unawares, a great site to visit is 2FlashGames; they have lots of games and shit to play there. Also, the blog Jay Is Games is pretty great, that's where I first head of GemCraft. The only other game I play with regularity is the ultra cheese-fest browser RPG Fallensword. I whore that one out a lot because if people sign up with my link, I can earn FallenSword Points. So there.

Well, I've already gotten past my start-blog-block. The only thing I really had in mind was to point out that in two days, I have watched two movies. As you might remember, YPF starred one of my early twenties television crushes, one Carly Pope. Man, I can't get her out of my head. Well, I'll be double-fucked ten ways to next Tuesday if the very next movie I saw, Wristcutters:A Love Story starred...the other fucking half of Popular, Leslie Bibb. She wasn't really my type - I'm not so much of a blonde, ditsy type myself - but this just goes to show why I named this blog Synchronicitwi and not CoincidenceTwi. Damn, I need to hire some writers - that wasn't funny - like this guy, who outsourced his blog to India.

Well, go watch both these movies and the whole first season of Kenny Vs Spenny and you will see the things I have watched the last few weeks. Really, if you are like me and just download whatever TV you wanna watch like when you are falling asleep or during foreplay, Kenny vs Spenny is something the whole family can enjoy - if by whole family you mean yourself and your girlfriend, and one of you is an alcoholic, and the other is a pot head.

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Oh man, I love this video. A minute and twenty seconds of pure awesome! Now if only we didn't have to sit through ten minutes of absurd mediocracy to find the precious nuggets of awesome that lie in each episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It's a decent show. I think they need to try harder. Or less hard.

Speaking of being hard... man, I wanna tap that ass. Oh Erin Esurance, I adore you. I'd get full coverage, if you know what I mean. I mean, I want to turn my penis into a cartoon so I can slip it into your tight little brown starfish and teach you how to save money on your car insurance. Consider me sold! And hey, quit fucking around with that dumbass other agent. I mean, yeah he looks nice and all, but I bet they didn't even bother drawing him genitals. But mine are here for you anytime! It's cool, we don't even need to check with my girlfriend, since you aren't even a real human! And fuck birth control, I'll empreggers you and we can have the world's first half cylon half-cartoon/ half-human hybrid! I'm pretty sure it'll cure some disease if we inject it's blood into a sick person. Probably it cures ebola. Or Marburg virus, I can't tell, so we are gonna have to infect a fairly large number of 'volunteers' to try this shit out. Oh hey, how do you feel about threesomes? I've got this other cartoon lady friend, Joan of Arc, and she's slightly underage but hot as the slag from freshly cut steel. And a natural redhead. I think.

Ladies, Ladies! No need to fight! There is plenty of Twi to go around. And I wanna see some cum-swapping! What do you think I'm paying you for, to play pokemon in the nude? Sheesh, I'll never understand how girls work. I think it's because the clitoris sucks all the damn blood from thier brains. All they can think about is my dick. I know, life is hard. Just like my...nevermind.