So if there is one thing I hate about driving, it's just about everything. I fucking hate cars, I hate driving, I hate other drivers, and I hate being in a car. So there, I said it. But also, I despise those fucking morons like the jackass fucker behind me today who insist upon those giant ass bright as fuck headlights that blind me. At 6:42 in the morning, the very, very last thing I want to deal with is two tiny suns blaring into my eye sockets no matter what I do. So what do I do? Yes, I'm the fucker who slows down when this type of retard is behind me. Significantly. And red lights? Yeah, maybe I don't notice they turn green for a little bit. And then, oh shit, looks like my car was in neutral for some reason. Ha ha, fucker, that will teach you to blind me with your stupid laser beam headlights and retard ass-licking. Oh, yes, please get in the shoulder and accelerate past me. That would make me ever so happy. Goddamn worthless fucks.So that's how my day begins. Well, actually, it begins with a nice bowl of HEB brand Blueberry cereal and some HEB brand soy milk. Yum yum! Brekkers of champions. If you are not in the know, I say 'brekkers' instead of breakfast. Something me and the brother came up with. So, that and some coffee. Drive to work. Log in. Start all 3,000 programs I have running. Open Firefox with 2,355 tabs. Read all the damn blog posts. Play my Fallensword. Then I try to think of something clever to write here. Then...well, I doodle a bit sometimes, make lists, dick around. Sometimes I work. Fun times.
Oh, someone found a bigfoot corpse. Yeah, big news. They plan to reveal it on the 15th - make sure to check it out at www.bigfoottracker.com. Now I'm not a genius or nothing, but I'm just gonna make a small wager here and say it's a fucking hoax. Anyone wanna bet otherwise?
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