Rockin' Fun Weekend -

Well holy shit this weekend's Dead Milkmen show was the best one I've been to in over a decade. Man, what a fucking blast - everyone rocked ass. It was really amazing. There is a ton of footage on Youtube you should check out, but it can't be as cool as actually being there all sweaty and stinky and surrounded by like rabid fans. Hooray Milkmen!

So it appears someone cured AIDS in a person via bone marrow transplant - for real. That's some pretty amazing shit right there. A black president and a cure for AIDS in the same week? Why did California ban gay marriage then? What a weird planet this is. There is still time to Boycott Utah though.

Fry-Day

So this weekend is Town Hall for Flipside - come out and see themes and people and shit. I'll be there, Brother Hole will be there, all your friends and enemies and others will be there too. With booze. Oh yeah, it's at the warehouse, starting at 1:23 on Saturnday. Be there, or be square!

Then after that is Fun Fun Fun Fest, with the Dead Milkmen! Seriously. Totally can't wait to see my favorite band play live for the first time. Excitement! Pleasure! Awesome!

After that there is a party. Somewhere. There must be! Don't you wish you lived in Austin?

Sonic Hedgehog gene controls brain development. (I can't make this shit up.)

True Blood has started to become watchable and enjoyable. (It only took 8-9 episodes)

P.S. This week and most of next week I'm using most my free work time to finish my studying for my broker's license. So after then I'll have better posts. Maybe.

Haloweeeeeeeeeeen

Richard Dawkins died yesterday. But then came back after God rose him from the dead. Amazing tales!

Gay Mormon weddings? Yeah. Well, one, and it's a heart-warming read.

Rodney Anonymous has a new Aid or Invade and some new Dead Milkmen footage from Sunday night's show - he'll be here in a week folks! Who else is going to Fun Fun Fun Fest? (I'm going soley for the Milkmen...)

Watch out for people in the broccoli! I wish I designed food packages so I could hide faces and non-sense in the boxes. I think it's awesome and everyone should do it.

Holy fuck, if you haven't been watching this season of Kenny Vs Spenny, get the fuck on it. It's been great so far with only two episodes - who can keep a dump in their pants the longest and who can bone the most chicks. Hilarity ensues!

Oh Russia, plunge deeper into my Georgia!

Have any of you guys ever hit anything while you were driving? I mean, like a dog or a chicken or a penguin or some shit? Well, once I hit a racoon. It went 'THUMP' and I kinda just kept on driving. I assume it is dead by now as that was about 12 years ago. If you are like me, you visit poetv.com daily. That's Portal Of Evil TV in case you were confused and thought it was a buncha videos of the Raven. Well, my latest, favoritest video from that site has to be this one. This girl hits a bird and...well, as the comments say, "She's a screamer, not a moaner."

Hey, did I yet mention that the Dead Milkmen - one of my personal favorite bands of all time - will be playing this November in Austin for the first time since the bassist killed himself?

Man, nothing is scarier than sharks, right?I mean, they have the strongest bite strength in the world. Well, great whites do - and they surmise that the most awesome and coolest shark of all, the megladon, had the strongest bite of all things ever. I mean, the fucker ate whales for breakfast. And every single time I've tried to eat whales for breakfast, all I get is really bad blue diarrhea.

Hey everyone! One last biscuit of information - tonight is the Perseid meteor shower. Stay up late, grab a foldy-chair, and sit yo' ass outside and watch the broken falling pieces of American economy. I mean meteors. Whatever, just enjoy the natural beauty of the planet instead of your LCD monitor and/or television. Or at least be fuckin' if you are indoors tonight. Sheesh. It'd be nice if you could move some mountains a little bit closer to us too. I mean, we could climb up on all top of them like they were cans of beans, setup a small shade structure, and drink the night away watching the magic of HD real life star gazing. Also, rumour has it, if you catch one of the 'shooting stars' on your tongue, you get access to this secret bonus level, where if you run fast enough and collect enough coins, you can earn up to seven extra lives! Fuck yeah! Nevermind, it was last night. Fuck. Thanks, Michelle.