Deep Fried Wednesday Carney Food

Deep fried Twinkies? Deep fried Coke? Nah, fuck that! Try Deep Fried Beer Foam. It's...something. Not that I want to eat it, but it's a good thing science is around for us.

Since I can't let sleeping dogs lie, or stop beating a dead horse - check out yet another Mormon who is against Prop. 8. Her son was gay, and then - try and top this, Jesus freaks - got killed in the 9/11 Super Terror Terror Terror Blow Up Shit day. Keep up the great fight, Alice.

Familer with 'Toothpaste for Dinner' or 'Married to the Sea' or 'Natalie Dee'? Drew and Natalie, the ironic hipster webcomic couple, had a baby! With a tremendously long, funny, enlightening blog! This makes me want to have seven or eight children, for the shear joy of childbirth. Just don't let your kid put your keys into his brain somehow.

Russia invades Venezuela! Well, they are just docking war ships in ports. It's the first time Russian war boats have been deployed in the Americas since the Cold War. Hugo Chavez and pals have purchased over $4 billion worth of weapons and shit, so maybe that's what the personal visit is for.

Odd Q&A with former evil puppetmaster Karl Rove (link pilfered from Boingboing)

Death from whippets? Looks like it...I'm not sure how. Be careful, folks. I mean, even the Buddah died - probably not from overdosing on NO2 - but they might have found part of his skull in Nanjing. Might make a neato charm bracelet or something.

Fuck Applebee's. I hope they lose this lawsuit of their so-called 'healthy options' which, as it turns out, have more fat than the regular items. Nice job, assholes. Man, I hate that place. Sky, did you find a new job yet? Batman better watch out; maybe that's how he will die...

Finally here is some dogs playing poker.