Doo dah doo doo!

Oh man, I love this video. A minute and twenty seconds of pure awesome! Now if only we didn't have to sit through ten minutes of absurd mediocracy to find the precious nuggets of awesome that lie in each episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It's a decent show. I think they need to try harder. Or less hard.

Speaking of being hard... man, I wanna tap that ass. Oh Erin Esurance, I adore you. I'd get full coverage, if you know what I mean. I mean, I want to turn my penis into a cartoon so I can slip it into your tight little brown starfish and teach you how to save money on your car insurance. Consider me sold! And hey, quit fucking around with that dumbass other agent. I mean, yeah he looks nice and all, but I bet they didn't even bother drawing him genitals. But mine are here for you anytime! It's cool, we don't even need to check with my girlfriend, since you aren't even a real human! And fuck birth control, I'll empreggers you and we can have the world's first half cylon half-cartoon/ half-human hybrid! I'm pretty sure it'll cure some disease if we inject it's blood into a sick person. Probably it cures ebola. Or Marburg virus, I can't tell, so we are gonna have to infect a fairly large number of 'volunteers' to try this shit out. Oh hey, how do you feel about threesomes? I've got this other cartoon lady friend, Joan of Arc, and she's slightly underage but hot as the slag from freshly cut steel. And a natural redhead. I think.

Ladies, Ladies! No need to fight! There is plenty of Twi to go around. And I wanna see some cum-swapping! What do you think I'm paying you for, to play pokemon in the nude? Sheesh, I'll never understand how girls work. I think it's because the clitoris sucks all the damn blood from thier brains. All they can think about is my dick. I know, life is hard. Just like my...nevermind.