Amazing Friday Circus of Nonesense!

Come one, come all, welcome to the wonderful Friday circus!

Marvel at the amazing Antikythera mechanism! Fucntioning and on video for the first time ever!

Enjoy monkeys riding dogs like horses! Holy shit that's cool!

The infamous asshole preacher Kenneth Copeland's 3.6 million dollar jet...is no longer tax deductible! Finally, Texas has a brain. For a second. (Side note: Once, with a former girlfriend, back when I was still pre-twenty [a 'teen'] I went to one of these shitty churches. It was horrible. I think it was Easter. Anyway, damn this man and his plane and church.)

Complements of Fark, we get the greatest Hot Dog Vendor case ever. The defense - "This loose hot dog, over there, and this side, packaged hot dog, you know? Packaged hot dog. This is not open. You know? And down, a hot dog, put it.". So good.

Quote of the day - "Question: When are we are going to rampage?
Answer: As soon as we pull our head out of our ass and realize we don't need cell phones and internet to rampage." - Sloan

Finally, I found a great site all about the Adams' family. Great reading and scans of papers and notes and shit. Sweet.

And finally, enjoy 'Powder 2: Powder 2 The People'.

Thursday: Partly cloudy with a strong chance of stupid links

"The very concept of Christmas contradicts and conflicts with the foundation of Islam. Every Muslim has a responsibility to protect his family from the misguidance of Christmas, because its observance will lead to hellfire. Protect your Paradise from being taken away - protect yourself and your family from Christmas." - Crazy Muslim Lawyer Guy - Well, I can't argue with that. And remember, Communism Kills!

A guy named Pheuk Kue is a sex offender? Who'da thunked.

While you are wasting your time online anyway, why not let Prez-in-Soon O-Bamamamama know how you feel about marijuana here. NORML says to do it, so you better fucking do it. I mean, according to this study, more 10th graders smoke pot than ciggies. That's progress.

Be sure to check out The Top 10 Anomalous, Dubious, Hoax, Events And Links Of 2008. Oh, the things people do for their fifteen minutes. Since we're on top ten lists, why not the Top 10 Experiments ever? Like when they put three mental patients who claimed to be the second coming of Christ all in the same apartment as roommates for two years. Now that's science...

After having finished the HBO series 'John Adams' (which I would give a million stars to, if they were mine to give. Well played, Mr. Giamatti and pals!) I've been on an early American history binge. If you've never been to John Locker check it out - it's a huge listing of streaming online documentaries. Given, a large number of them are about alien shape shifting politicians and the New World Order and other bullshit, there are a bunch of good ones in a series called 'Liberty' I have been watching. They are pretty good and very educational, and all the speaking parts are based on real letters, pamphlets, and journals. Their John Adams, however, is no Paul Giamatti. If anyone is paying attention, I would like one of those powdered wigs for X-mas, please. A nice one. One I can wear to the next Contenental Congress. Sometimes I wish I had Hypertrichosis. Then I would never need a wig...