Matt Damon, Despite his Clever Remarks, is Still Matt Damon

Well, everyone else seems to think Damon's the second coming of Christ because he noticed that Crazy Bitch Tits Palin was a worthless person. Gee, Matt, what school of politics did you graduate from? Liberal Bitchfest College of Worthless Actors? But I digress...Allow me to fill you in on the happnins of teh interwebs - sort of organized, but mostly the random myself bullshit half-assed bloggery you've come to love. Or hate. I could care less, as long as I get that big book deal soon...
Enjoy wonderful music as the economy collapses around you! Check it out, I made this totally awesome Ragtime Pandora station for you to re-live the horrors of the early 20th century, as we repeat them today! Now with MORE GLOBAL WARMING!

Since the rest of the world is going to shit - or maybe it is just the U.S. - Mr. Hugo 'President until I get sick of it, or die, but yeah we live in a democracy, sure whatever' Chavez just booted the American embassy from his fine country of Venezuela.

Holy Fucksticks, Stephen Hawking is presenting a new way to tell time! Well, at least it beats a digital watch. I mean, pretty-wise. I'll use all this stock I have in Merrill Lynch to buy one.

Hey, has anyone else read 'A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius' by Dave Eggers? No? Well, go fucking buy a copy of this book right now. It's one of the best works in the last decade for sure, for sure. And after you read it three times, check this parody of Harry Potter written by the (As of Friday at 9:30, via suicide) late David Foster Wallace. I've never read any of his novels (Infinite Jest is supposed to be one of the great novels of the century - maybe I'll check it out now that he's dead. Since I can only be cursed to love dead novelists. Except Vonnegut. Oh, then he died too. Stupid humans with thier mortality...) but I've read some of his shorter works. Once again, we lose a brilliant mind to...himself. Damn free will! Damn the availablility of things to hang yourself with!

And let's wrap things up with some more Republibashing:


MCCAIN WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FUCKING FRENCH STYLE POTATOES?!

P.S. ZOMG TEH ECONOMY IS DESTOYED!!! JUST LIKE TEH HURRICANE SAID!

Yes, I agree 100%.

HT Corpus Callosum