I can't stop this sneezing, deep inside of me...

I don't know whats in the damn air today, but I can't breathe for shit. I keep sneezing and blowing my damn nose to no avail - I want to just go back home and nap for hours on end. They keep reducing the number of people in my 'queue' at work - now we are three. Next week, unless I hear I can have my time off, I'll be putting in my two week notice. It's cool, I'm done with this place anyways and it's really headed into the shitter. Since I've been here, they have reduced the base pay (I still make more than I did, because I'm awesome), cut benefits, delayed our raises indefinitely, and just announced that they will be cutting 800+ jobs. Nice, great job. Fuck 'em. (I work for a company that was initially founded by William Burrough's grandfather - if you use wikifu you could probably find out who this is, but I'm forbidden by common sense to tell you in this blog.)

So I wrote my Senator - Kay Bailey Hutchison - she is a total cunt. Also, her face looks like it's been exposed to radium or something. I hate this woman. She always is wrong, she's a Republican, she has three eyes (see enclosed picture) and she never uses enough teeth when she's fellatiating me to absorb my seman into her thought-beams. This lady is the focus of my hatred today, since she is a tangible target for my anger. RAWR! Feel the wrath of your constituent! This time, I'm pissed because she is 'for' the indefinate declaration of war and war time powers that Bushy McTardboy is/has passed. According to Hutchison, "America's present action involves no war against a specific nation, but rather a group of people who are attacking us at home and around the world. The President relies on the existence of independent, implied, and inherent powers for the necessary efforts required to aid in the effective identification of these terrorists to punish them and those who aid them." Oh, I get it now - everyone everywhere is a terrorist! Ah, why didn't you just say so. It all makes perfect sense now! If you are confused, learn more about the proposed Bush/Mukasey plan here.

Bah. I need some strong liquor to wash the stench of filthy right-wing cunt out of my mouth. I wonder what could do the trick...Oh good, wonderful Tito's (tm) brand style vodka! I want them to sponser this blog. Actually, I've not drank in two days! I've been busy cleaning and freaking out about stupid shit. I need to get my ass in gear in preperation for the desert thing. But I've recently been a convert from my beloved whiskey to vodka. It seems to be easier to handle on my ever-increasingly worn-out body. I just can't drink what I once could. I try to blame SSRI's - they seem to lead to stomach bleeding sometimes - but I know it's the years of boozing what did it. So I just need to take it slower and probably stop drinking on an emtpy stomach. I might just stop till I get to Reno, or the flight to Reno, or the day before the flight to Reno, or the next time I watch Reno 911. Either way, I'm sober now. I'm at work, that's what for, see?

Um, I think there was more I wanted to plug - mostly I'm scatter brained with medicine and coffee and brain chemicals and I didn't do any ranting yesterday. Does this count as a good blog entree? Oh hey, look what Kenny (of Kenny Vs Spenny) just did... Oh man, I love that Kenny. Well, I'm off for my daily walk-about.