uys ever hit anything while you were driving? I mean, like a dog or a chicken or a penguin or some shit? Well, once I hit a racoon. It went 'THUMP' and I kinda just kept on driving. I assume it is dead by now as that was about 12 years ago. If you are like me, you visit poetv.com daily. That's Portal Of Evil TV in case you were confused and thought it was a buncha videos of the Raven. Well, my latest, favoritest video from that site has to be this one. This girl hits a bird and...well, as the comments say, "She's a screamer, not a moaner."Hey, did I yet mention that the Dead Milkmen - one of my personal favorite bands of all time - will be playing this November in Austin for the first time since the bassist killed himself?
Man, nothing is scarier than sharks, right?I mean, they have the strongest bite strength in the world. Well, great whites do - and they surmise that the most awesome and coolest shark of all, the megladon, had the strongest bite of all things ever. I mean, the fucker ate whales for breakfast. And every single time I've tried to eat whales for breakfast, all I get is really bad blue diarrhea.
meteor shower. Stay up late, grab a foldy-chair, and sit yo' ass outside and watch the broken falling pieces of American economy. I mean meteors. Whatever, just enjoy the natural beauty of the planet instead of your LCD monitor and/or television. Or at least be fuckin' if you are indoors tonight. Sheesh. It'd be nice if you could move some mountains a little bit closer to us too. I mean, we could climb up on all top of them like they were cans of beans, setup a small shade structure, and drink the night away watching the magic of HD real life star gazing. Also, rumour has it, if you catch one of the 'shooting stars' on your tongue, you get access to this secret bonus level, where if you run fast enough and collect enough coins, you can earn up to seven extra lives! Fuck yeah!
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