Half-Assed Blog Day

Holy mother of jebus, the season finale of Venture Brothers came out yesterday - and it's brilliant. It took me a while to get into this show (I jumped on just as the second season ended) but it's really probably one of my favorite cartoons ever. And I love cartoons. Sometimes, I even lust after thier women - take Dr. Mrs. The Monarch for example. I'd hit that. I mean, as long as she didn't talk, because that voice is something else. Anyway, check out the final episode of season three. If you haven't seen the show before, start at the beginning - that's what I had to do. It's shines in it's charactors, and if you don't know them, the show can be kinda confusing.

NEW FEATURE: Food reviews. Since I'm tapped for real ideas, I think I'll start reviewing things that I stick in my mouth. OK, well, things that I stick in my mouth that I intend to digest and not pleasure. Sometimes I do both, in which case I'll review it, if that's cool with all parties involved. Anyhoo, to start with, I think I'll turn you all on to my personal favorite pizza in Austin, Yaghi's Pizzaria. I love pizza, by the way, and Austin has like a million awesome pizza places - I love the Parlour and East Side Pies - but I simply adore New York style pizza. Maybe it's because I worked with REAL AUTHENTIC ITALIANS at a REAL NEY YORK STYLE PIZZA PLACE in Watauga, Texas, called Tony's Pizza. (They don't have a website.) So I'm picky about my pizza, sometimes. Usually I'm of the opinion that pizza is like a blowjob - even if it's bad, it's still awesome. But Yaghi's is totally beyond what expectations I had. I've been eating there for lunch for months now (the Wm. Canon one is right by my work) and they have a 4.99 lunch special daily. Check it out. It's fucking good. Go try it! RIGHT NOW. Do it.